Peer Pressure

PEER PRESSURE
By: Jeremy & Erin Morin

For centuries parents have always dreaded the age when their precious children would feel the effects peer pressure. First, it starts with their friends' opinions being more important than the parents'. Later, it turns to more serious offenses such as drugs, sex, and the influence of that rock n' roll music (or noise, as we like to call it). If the children make it out alive through all of that there is still one sin darker than the previous: blogging. The never ending checking of status', changing opinions and favorites, constantly uploading and adding comments of photos, the incessant finger-clicking and typing, and the sallow color the skin becomes due to lack of fresh oxygen and sun. This must stop. Leading researchers say that if it continues newspapers will ink their last issue, shops will close, the ozone will disintegrate, global warming will actually happen (thanks Al), and Britney will be fit for motherhood. Hopefully we are not too late. Generations from now could never know that such a thing even existed. We hope that you will join the fight to eliminate the blog from our society.

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